At this point, I have a front and back end that are no more than figments of my imagination. This means they are not yet apart of my actual body. I have drawn them out with a pen, but due to my shaky hand and lack of artistic ability (I’m more business-minded), these drawings are simply not very realistic. That’s why I need somebody who is good at developing back and front ends based on nothing more than an idea in my mind of what I want to look like. If we can create the front and back end I have in my mind (but not on my body), I am certain it will have a profound impact on the world.
I have spent the past year obsessing about my future back and front end, but unfortunately I know squat about developing body parts, and I’m very sorry I didn’t pay more attention in class.
Please be enthusiastic about body part development. I’m going to be up front: it’s going to be big. If you’re good, I promise to double your current salary. Don't back out of this opportunity, unless you want to get paid shit for the rest of your life.
-Jon